mcfarland ([info]mcfarland) wrote,
@ 2006-02-22 10:19:00
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uh oh, I've been rererereading one of my feng shui books, and the fact is there's a BIG poison arrow pointing at the front door of my western bungalow.
Fortunately it's not a road that I can't do anything about but instead a sidewalk that I have to do something about anyway.

Thousands of miles away, I draw pictures...hmmm...dragon hill higher than white tiger mound lower...and what to do about black turtle and phoenix on the north and south sides.

I'm going to marry a wheelbarrow.

The red and sandy colored gravely rocks are up for a more hardcover before and after transformation than nip and tuck.

A ton of bricks will be delivered to my doorstep.

No deflecting Pa Kua at my new neighbors and anyone else that has to cross bungalow's face to get their mail from the public box the frontyard view hosts. Gotta try other remedies first, I'll guide the chi around so everyone coming and going and abiding can relax and feel, hey well, just fine.
Some woody benches will appropriately soften the pointy corners of the cement pedestals under the eastern extension.

Lining a freshly curving entry w/ three red flower bushes on either side is a pleasure.

Will I be able to incorporate a northwestern triangle beside the 18" max symbolic square lair I build for our dragon?
Gil KNOWS the tail of the dragon is the magic part.

The archangel Michael's one thing, Saint George another, and yet they're often depicted similarly. Michael has wings, St. George rides a horse. St. George is knifing a dragon (oh no!) and Michael is simply murdering the devil. All of my Sunday expeditions to Porto Portese have paid off and now I can decipher them in art and icons, allowing St. George to ride his pony elsewhere (anywhere in the ex Soviet Union is ok)...keeping our dragon happy and well to protect us. The rescuing princes will have to look elsewhere. We're the yin in the yang, and we know it. We'll know when a good yang is right for our yin.

The landscape is more effectual than interior design or lack of it.

Nine boulders with two prominent ones tied with red ribbons will work on the corner of the southwestern garage.
Awe and delicious= auspicious.



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Dragons Rule
[info]mayoreric
2006-02-23 03:05 am UTC (link)
Just make sure you plant drought-tolerant trees; don't know if you've heard, but we are in the middle of a humdinger of a water shortage!

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Re: Dragons Rule
[info]mcfarland
2006-02-23 07:20 am UTC (link)
Am gonna plant the trees the president of University Heights Neighborhood Assoc. arranges for me to get almost for free from the City of ABQ revitalization tree project. Am gonna have to hunt down some timer drip water system elements from the depot...
Am trying to decide also if there are any fruit or nut trees I can't live w/out. When City of ABQ uses drought measures do they outlaw drip systems? Meanwhile 217 doesn't have much toilet flushing, showertaking, dishwashing action happening...

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dragons = comets
(Anonymous)
2006-02-23 03:12 pm UTC (link)
watched a history channel show last night about the depiction of comets through time. one dude thinks "dragons" were actually comets.... they shook the ground, big fire balls, destruction and have tails as they fly around.

Please note: I'm not discounting the existence of real dragons... I'm just saying that some dragon spottings were actually comets. -gb

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priestly yard equipment
(Anonymous)
2006-02-23 03:13 pm UTC (link)
If your going to marry a wheelbarrow, who is going to do the ceremony? What yard equipment is the most pious? Certainly not the hoe. -gb

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Re: priestly yard equipment
[info]mcfarland
2006-02-24 09:21 am UTC (link)
Tractors have been known to make great Justices of the Peace...I'll try to remember to toss the bouquet in your direction..

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Re: priestly yard equipment
(Anonymous)
2006-02-25 08:04 am UTC (link)
It's 2am... I can't sleep because I took a 2hr nap... I hoped through some miracle of time zones there would be a new post. I too have a Feng Shui book. But it's useless: my apt is too small for the furniture I have. Every design is awkward. Reading my own comment over before clicking "post comment", I have gotten much sleepier. (yawn)

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